Bill and I are very thankful for family and friends and everyone's support in our adventure.  We are also thankful the many freedoms we enjoy.

I hope everyone celebrated the 4th in a safe way.  Did you have the chance to read about the man, from N.Y., who blew his left arm off, while lighting fireworks?  What a shock!  I hope the Dr's. succeed in trying to reattach the limb.  Can you imagine waking up in the hospital wondering, "what the heck happened to me".  Do you think he will be the "chief fireworks lighter" next year or any year after that?, I hope not.  I had a good day, how about you?




The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
This  blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.  The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.    He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.  He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.  He goes over and asks her if she is OK.  She replies "Yes".  He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.  she replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...


Are you ready for this?
You'll love it
I know you will.




"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."






THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Bills travel through the mail...
At twice the speed of checks.