"Two Jack" Lake in Baniff National Park, Alberta, Canada

I am so proud of you Diane, sleeping in like that.  I am sure that doesn't happen to you very often.

Today I learned of a new way of entertainment for a date afternoon, or if you just want something different to do, or if you are just bored and best of all it's....free.  This afternoon we spent 5, yes really, 5 hrs. in the court room waiting our turn.  Our granddaughter had to go to court because Baileigh's father wanted unsupervized visitation with Baeliegh and more of it, however, not only did he not get what he wanted but he has to pay $35.00 an hr. to have the state hire someone to be with him, because, he didn't want any of Amanda's family to supervize him and he only gets her 2 hrs. a week.  Believe me this is very good, because there is so much more to this story but I don't want to bore anyone.  You just wouldn't believe the funny cases that the judge has to deal with, anyway, take my word for it and make it an afternoon and I promise you won't be dissappointed. 
We bought our new phones today which is good, I guess.  I don't mean to be ungratefull but I would still have my old phone if our dog Sandy hadn't tried to eat it, and now I have to read the instruction book and I never understand them so I guess I will just have to get my grandchildren to show me how it works and they don't even have to read the book.  It works for me!



MY TIMES UP?

A 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God she asked  "Is my time up?

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."  Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.  After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.  Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?  Why didn't you pull me out from the path of the ambulance?" - God replied:     "I didn't  recognize you."


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
  Dwight D. Eisenhower